Perforce Was The Problem !


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            Normally when I state I have a problem, it's generally black and white - something broke, you fix it, right? Well, this month Full Sail has introduced us students to Perforce. Wow, excitement! No really, I was genuinely excited - they talked this software up to the moon and beyond. Now don't get me wrong, what gets a programmer's giblets vibrating harder than life itself is clear-cut, solid virgin control. If I was Homer Simpson right now, this would be the Roxanne of donuts, this would be the equivalent of the moist meter in Moist Critical, and boy does it make you wet...

Well unfortunately, that's not what was delivered sadly. Let me explain what was delivered, and please... please take this with a grain of salt. No really, this project is making me salty. Actually, this might be a game built on the big fat back of physical salt.

Downloading, installing, and setting up went fairly easy. Yeah, let your guard down, then you make a workstation - pretty easy, clear-cut instructions. Then comes the confusion as you're blindly told where not to be or risk deleting the world, and where to be where you delete only your world.


Good news: I've done neither. Instead, I spent hours yelling at teammates about checking in and checking out and putting things back. For the love of God, I swear none of you have ever returned a library book in your life! Eyeing the team... yeah, you.

What went well: Team's cool, we all joke and chill, and I'm pretty sure one of them is marked as a dangerous weapon and isn't mentioning anything about it. The remainder of my time was spent on paperwork and setting up additional fallbacks for my team on GitHub, checking in with our artist (bless his soul for his hard work), and keeping the team informed and updated. Outside of that i found some time to do some art  I designed a few  ideas for levels  the work sucks but conveys the  idea .

Story Bored (ยฌ_ยฌ")

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Next post I'll be making power moves. So  stay tuned. But if you choose not to remember... well, we we'll remember to burn you down.

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